I had my students write some advice for us, since we are going to be brand new parents.
Here are some exerpts from their writing:
"Make Mr. Johnson change Baby Johnson's diapers. When the baby comes out it mite cry. Give it a toy." -M.M.
"Feed him macrony-and-cheese. If it crys sing Lullaby Baby. Giv it toys. Giv it a crib. Giv it drinks. Let it have naps - 3 naps every day. Let it woch Sestemy Street. Hold it for 5 minutes. Reed books. If you go to the store, poot it in a cart. For a drink, give it milk." - T.B.
"You need a crib. The color should be green. You need 9815700581 diapers and some toys."
"Make Mr. Johnson change Baby Johnson's diapers. When the baby comes out it mite cry. Give it a toy." -M.M.
"Feed him macrony-and-cheese. If it crys sing Lullaby Baby. Giv it toys. Giv it a crib. Giv it drinks. Let it have naps - 3 naps every day. Let it woch Sestemy Street. Hold it for 5 minutes. Reed books. If you go to the store, poot it in a cart. For a drink, give it milk." - T.B.
"You need a crib. The color should be green. You need 9815700581 diapers and some toys."
- A.O.
"If the baby crys give it a bottle. If you smell something that reaks it's your baby. You'll need 100 diapers. It's a boy. It should take a nap at 1:00." -M.F.
"If you have a baby you will have to feed him apple baby food. They cry alot so be careful and they have a pacifier to make them stop crying. You will buy him 2 or 3 bottles and you will have to buy him lots of diapers." - M.V.
"When a baby crys give the baby milk, his rattle, or read him a book and call the baby Little Johnson. Buy the baby diapers. Give the baby sleep at 8:00."
"If the baby crys give it a bottle. If you smell something that reaks it's your baby. You'll need 100 diapers. It's a boy. It should take a nap at 1:00." -M.F.
"If you have a baby you will have to feed him apple baby food. They cry alot so be careful and they have a pacifier to make them stop crying. You will buy him 2 or 3 bottles and you will have to buy him lots of diapers." - M.V.
"When a baby crys give the baby milk, his rattle, or read him a book and call the baby Little Johnson. Buy the baby diapers. Give the baby sleep at 8:00."
- D. A. (illustrator of baby picture above)
"The babey needs 14 diapers so you don't run out of um for a log time. And a quib with a blakit so hes not cold." - L.F.
"If the baby is cold you can buy the baby booties. If the baby crys you should give the baby a bottle. If the baby crys you can give the baby a diaper change." - S.H.
"He can have a pacifier. Het can have a bottle. He can have a crib. He can have a stuffed animal. He'll need blue covers. He should eat applesauce. You should buy 4 . . . actually, 8 diapers."
"The babey needs 14 diapers so you don't run out of um for a log time. And a quib with a blakit so hes not cold." - L.F.
"If the baby is cold you can buy the baby booties. If the baby crys you should give the baby a bottle. If the baby crys you can give the baby a diaper change." - S.H.
"He can have a pacifier. Het can have a bottle. He can have a crib. He can have a stuffed animal. He'll need blue covers. He should eat applesauce. You should buy 4 . . . actually, 8 diapers."
- R.M.
Cute, huh?
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